Here's me. As a Muppet.

Why do I have a kiwi on my head? Well, I'm from New Zealand, and a kiwi seemed to me to be something I could use to indicate that. Because New Zealanders call themselves Kiwis.

What I want to know is, how did that kiwi get up there? Kiwis can't fly.

p.s. Real kiwis aren't blue either!